The day the porn disappeared

umm high my name is gary i'm 7 years old, i was wondering if you could help me, my parents put a parental lock on the box thing and i can't watch porn movies any more and I was wondering if you could
tell me how to unlock it because I like to watch the porn movies. I used to watch National Geographic things with the pigmies they were just kinda gross looking and they weren't really hot and they really need
to eat something so they didn't really do it for me. I don't know what my parents deal is because they gave me a pop up book about how they make babies and that just scared the crap out of me
so I was just wondering if you could help me because I can't fall asleep at night if I don't watch "big boobs and chunky asses" so I was wondering if you could give me a call: its ABCD- wait no that's the alphabet.
Umm maybe just come to my house my address is umm... its... SON OF A BITCH